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Splat Possum
You can squish, throw, twist, punch, drop, stretch, and flatten this faux opossum like roadkill and it will still return to its original shape, ad infinitum.
Santa's Flask - Christmas Stocking Drink Dispenser
Hang this Christmas Stocking Drink Dispenser from your fireplace mantel this holiday season to add a little extra festive spirit... and by spirit, I mean booze.
You've Been Poisoned - Engraved Glass Pie Plate
Make everyone a little more uncomfortable after a big dinner and a slice of pie for dessert when you bake one up and serve it to them in this macabre pie plate.
Campfire Flame Humidifier / Aromatherapy Diffuser
This double-take-inducing ultrasonic humidifier combines soothing cool mist and bright LEDs to simulate a realistic-looking flickering fire below 3 faux logs.
Christmas Vacation Light Up Fried Cat Rug Decoration
Do you smell something? This delightful decorative holiday rug is inspired by Aunt Bethany's poor fried pussycat from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
Fire Missile, Eject, and Panic! Button 12V Plug Covers
These anodized aluminum buttons have the words FIRE MISSILE, EJECT, and PANIC! on the front and replace the boring covers on a vehicle's 12V accessory port.
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Apocalypse Edition
Prepare and survive through the most common worst-case scenarios, but in a fun way... well, as much fun as you could have reading about the end of the world.
Wide Load Toilet Paper - 1 Roll Equals 20 Regular Rolls
Just one of these jumbo-sized rolls of soft, 2-ply toilet paper equals 20 regular rolls, is 20X longer than a regular roll, and each sheet is 4X bigger.
Bitzee - Touchable Interactive Digital Pet
This futuristic interactive digital pet uses a 3D hologram-like display to generate a cute little animal character that appears to be floating in mid-air.
Dill Pickle Sidewalk Chalk
Draw and write all over the sidewalk, chalkboard, or anywhere else that chalk works using a big green dill pickle shaped piece of chalk.
Ceramic Viking Drinking Horn Coffee Mug
Do you wake up every morning with a mighty thirst before battling the day like a true warrior?
Mr. Predicto - Mysterious Talking Fortune Teller Ball
Ask a Yes or No question about the future, wave your hand over this mysterious sphere, and it will speak your fortune out loud, possibly from another dimension.
Rubik's Cube Christmas Tree Puzzle / Ornament
A fully-functional and quite festive Christmas tree-shaped Rubik's Cube that also doubles as an ornament to hang on the tree.
Miniature Desktop Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
This miniature version of a wacky waving inflatable tube guy dances, wiggles, shakes, and flails around just like a giant full-sized one, except on your desk.
Outboard Boat Motor Coffee Stirrer
A miniature, wind-up outboard boat motor that rests on the edge of a coffee mug / tea cup and stirs in cream and sugar with its propellers.
Dante's Inferno Spicy Hot Candy Canes
This holiday season, have some mischievous Grinchy fun when you slip these cool new yet quite spicy hot candy canes in with the rest of the red and white ones.
Can of Dehydrated Water - Just Add Water!
To make infinite gallons of water, just mix in equal parts of this dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide with pure water and chug it before you dry out and blow away.
Pumpkin Spice Scented Trash Bags
Enjoy the scent of Pumpkin Spice wafting through the kitchen this Fall rather than the horrid scent of smelly, rotten garbage from an unscented trash bag.
Blood Bath - Realistic Blood Bag Filled With Cherry-Scented Shower Gel
Normally, you wouldn't try to wash out blood or anything else with more blood, but it's not a problem with this cool new, cherry-scented Blood Bath shower gel.
DUDE Wipes Pumpkin Spice Flushable Wipes
You'll definitely know it's Autumn when you wipe with these pumpkin spice wet wipes that are intoxicatingly scented with cloves, nutmeg, and other Fall scents.
Arthur - Medieval Knight Suit of Armor Egg Cup Holder
This little medieval suit of armor for knighted soft-boiled eggs includes a serving spoon / sword that it can use to defend itself from giant hungry humans.
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